By Mike Topp
Make one-eighth-inch incision connecting fang marks. Suck out venom and spit it out in container at hips.
WORDS TO LIVE BY
Zuh most graceful creatures can also be zuh deadliest, according to Jacques Cousteau.
Don't buy clothes from American Apparel. The owner who is married had an affair with a model I heard.
A friend with money is a friend indeed.
MEN'S ROOM TRIVIA
What was Batman's real name?
New House: $4,625
THE LITTLE EGG (AN ALLEGORY)
There was once a little egg. Its mother, a plain little sparrow, doted on her egg. She spent hours sitting on it and waiting until the day her egg would turn into a billion dollars.
I SAILED TO TAHITI WITH AN ALL GIRL CREW
I sailed to Tahiti with an all girl crew. It was horrible.
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