CIGARS & BAR

by Mike Topp
 
Enjoy the heady aroma of a fine cigar, a conversation with good friends, and the amber glow of a fireplace upon a snifter, as long as you toe the line and know your place.
 
EL CAPITAN: Woody aroma enlivened by homey vacuum bag scent and touched with tube- socks.
 
CORONA: Bleeding inside the skull will stop long enough for a fibrous membrane to form around the clot. Comes with own stapler and a hairnet.
 
DOMINIC: Earthy, poignant, reminiscent of a bottle of shampoo and a mango.
 
EDUARDO: Noxious as a Limburg cheese, comes with a gift certificate for a free carwash and a package of pillowcases.

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