Anthony Remus works in a New York marketing agency that markets tobacco products. His other notes to the outside world are here:

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BEHIND THE SMOKE

Part 4: A SILENT BRAINSTORMING SESSION

By Anthony Remus

Promotion contest ideas I kept to myself during our
promotional contest brainstorming meeting:

The Kris Kristofferson Essay Contest

Panache - what is it? Tell us and stand beside
Muhammad in heaven with many virgins.

Put Kissinger in a diaper and beat him with a wooden
spoon.

Watch a very late movie on HBO really waiting for the
main girl to get naked because it said there was going
to be nudity in the warning at the start. Gradually
grow frustrated as the plot thickens and she runs
around, scared and in clothes. Figure you have put so
much effort into it already, so wait until you see the
nudity that was promised. Finally catch a glimpse of
her top off as she takes a shower when she is hiding
out in the compassionate police detective's loft, on
the run from a serial killer. Masturbate.

The 'Introduce a group of elderly to tapas' sweepstakes.

The Liberate the Sandinistas. What is that you say?
They have been liberated? Well then, here's the 'suppress them
until their voices cease' contest.

Eat your foot off and win one sock.

Smoke.

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