A SHORT STORY FOR YOU

By Kim Bosch

The other day, in a meeting with several high powered business guys, I was discussing something and no one was listening (as per usual) and I was getting increasingly frustrated and finally managed to interrupt this guy Brad.

But when I interrupted him, instead of saying, "But Brad...", like I had intended to, it came out instead as, "But Dad..." and every man in the room turned and looked at me (all of them truly old enough to be my dad).

I could hear the dirty little gears in their minds turning and turning and so, to beat them all to the punch, I blurted out, "Whoopsie! I mean, Wow...talk about who's your daddy huh?"

The room went flat and then, instead of just blushing and stopping I actually followed this comment up with the phrase "PAGING DOCTOR FREUD!"

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