AT THE NYC PARKS AND REC POOL AND WEIGHT ROOM

By Erik Bowie

Very Fat Man in Locker Room to Anyone Listening:

"I used to be in good shape, can you believe that? Well, that’s what you get for eating a whole chicken at midnight for the last ten months."


Skinny Guy to Skinny Girl:

"If you don’t drink enough when you swim you can pass out and drown. I don’t like water though, so I drink soda."


Old Woman in Sandals on Exercise Bike to Skinny Me in
Orange T-Shirt:

"Hey Orange Guy, stop pedaling a minute and adjust my seat."


Guy Without a Job to Buddy Without a Job:

"You know what’s good for your biceps? Fishing."