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PEOPLE ARE THE NEW CARS

by Carly Colao

I was walking to work today concentrating more on the numbness of my body than anything else when it came to me; people are the new cars. They pull out in front of you when you're walking at a fast pace. They stop just in front of you so that you have to put on your breaks (unless you feel like hitting them, which I sometimes do.) They weave in and out of crowds like maniacs on speed. They cut you off. You have to break into a light jog just to get around the annoying ones. The only thing they don't do is parallel park, which no one even likes to do in a real car anyway.

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