EMBEDDED IN YANKEE STADIUM

By Christopher Monks
 
Yankees suck. Okay, they don’t really, but that’s what we chant. We also call for ice cream bars, but the ice cream bar guy ignores us. I love ice cream bars. I wonder if they’re better here than in Fenway. They look to have similar packaging, but only taste can be the judge. I’m not one to form opinions simply on packaging. Oh well, perhaps I’ll go get one next inning. Maybe Kiki and Hal will join me. Best not to go alone; with my Nomar shirt and cap and beer cozy I’d be an easy target. Yes, smarter to stay in a pack. Yankees suck.