FOUR WAYS I SEE FOLKS BEATING THIS CRAZY NEW YORK HEAT

by Dan Kennedy

Pushing a shopping cart out into the middle of West Broadway, screaming at cars, and grabbing penis (urinating?).

Standing in front of a Chinese restaurant on Church Street and screaming "White devil" (?) at the owner standing in the doorway as he threatens to call the police.

Pulling tee shirt up and pressing exposed belly up against cool glass in ATM lobby of Citibank on LaGuardia while drinking from paper bag.

Second year in a row to make the list: shoot heroin, then eat a can of cake frosting on the sidewalk in front of Starbucks on Astor while you smoke menthols.

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