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YUP, I STILL GOT IT ALRIGHT (Part 2)

by Harris Bloom

While walking on Centre Street the other day, I saw a gorgeous
twenty-something year old girl handing out free samples of something. I
noticed that she didn't give one to everyone, but our eyes met - or so I thought - and she gave me one.

"Cool," I thought, "She must see me as a like-minded hip twenty-something happening kinda guy." I looked at the sample. It was for a product called "Bald Guyz Head Wipes." and below it, "Cleans and Freshens!"

I guess she wasn't looking at my eyes, but at my apparently filthy bald head.

(read part 1)