BLIND ITEMS IN BANGOR TIMES'S PAGE 6

by Harris Bloom

Which best selling author was seen scarfing down a blueberry muffin at
Bob's Coffee Shop? Which "King" of horror was spotted filling up with
(premium) unleaded at the Shell on Route 56? Which bespacled author who
wrote the short story that a 1994 movie which inexplicably lost the Best
Picture Oscar to Forrest Gump was based on, was seen signing an autograph
for a woman that was definitely NOT his wife?