FIVE BIRD RELATED SIGHTINGS IN MIDTOWN

by Ken Krimstein

1) A man clucking like a chicken.

2) A woman roller-blading with a pigeon on her shoulder.

3) A huge, ugly store full of birds called ¯Thirty Third and Bird.©˜

4) A guy wearing a Larry Bird jersey.

4) Someone feeding pigeons KFC popcorn chicken.

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