New York Workplace Maxims
by Dan Kennedy

If you’ve got time to smoke, you’ve got time to stare at women walking by.

Safety third.

Winners never quit. Quitters never win until they physically threaten a winner.

The customer is always right in the way.

If at first you don’t succeed, drink alone.

T.G.I.N.G.T.W.A.D. Thank God it’s never-go-to-work-again-day.

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