York Workplace Maxims
If you’ve got time to smoke, you’ve got time to stare at women walking by.
Winners never quit. Quitters never win until they physically threaten a winner.
The customer is always right in the way.
If at first you don’t succeed, drink alone.
T.G.I.N.G.T.W.A.D. Thank God it’s never-go-to-work-again-day.
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