OUR LOS ANGELES CORRESPONDENT CHECKS IN

Paul Davidson

Well Known, Ranting Celebrity:

"This salad is not cold. This salad is warm!"

[Throws salad plate onto
ground, smashing it into thousands of pieces.Continues.]

"You're making me into a person I'm not! I don't want to be this person. You're making me into this person! I'm leaving! I'm out of here!"

[Sits back down.]